Panda's first in line for meals and snacks.
Helping: Logo Panda’s Top 10 Tips
1. As quietly as possible, climb up the ladder behind the boss’s hubby and perch on the rung directly below his feet, so he doesn’t get lonely.
2. Taste anything the Boss brings outside and lick her cup as she holds it in her hand. It’s so nice of her to share!
3. Help my brother Truckey, the three-year ‘Sneek Creep Champion’ [Post #3], to hunt by joining in right behind him, just when he’s about to pounce. That way he’s done all the work! Strange how he never catches anything when I’m around.
4. Decorate a freshly washed surface like a vehicle hood or slanted window, deck, rug, clean laundry, with my pawsitively awesome muddy footprints. To help with publicity,the mark of the Logo Panda must be seen!
5. Sneak into the house, walk everywhere, and leave excellence behind; bits of shedding fur and outside nature crumbs wherever I, Logo Panda, visit. The Boss just loves this thoughtful gesture.
6. Sleep in all outside chairs and on the picnic table-top, to make sure my incredible fuzzy hair has stuck to everything. This is so helpful when people want to use these things; it encourages regular cleaning.
7. Follow the Boss or her hubby when they go for a walk, ensuring their safety by wandering in the middle of the road to slow down traffic.
8. Jump into everyone’s lap for cuddles, especially when they aren’t looking. They are always so happy to see moi!
9. When I am asked to move, smile sweetly, and turn over part way to show my best side.
10. Be first in line for meals and snacks. It is imperative that Logo Panda keeps his unique low-to-the ground appearance.
Publishing Mews: Counting down to decision day.
Pawsing for now,
Panda
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