Panda's Posts # 4 May 1, 2021

Recipe for a Catastrophe!

1. Goal: to chow down on bird suet.

2. Ingredients needed:

• Moi, a superb agile hunter.

• Super bendy Caragana branch about 4" thick, 6 ' off the ground.

• Netted bag of fatty suet hung for birds at end of bendy branch.

• Metal suet holder hiding in branches.

3. Steps needed to reach goal:

• Place paws carefully on bendy branch # 1 and confidently climb up and along.

• Don't notice bendy branch #1 getting lower.

• When almost at bag of suet, notice bendy branch #2, under branch #1 which you are on.

• Moving to branch #2 will mean better access to suet because you will be underneath it.

• Reach one paw to touch lower bendy branch #2.

4. Result:

• As my awesome self shifts to branch #2, branch #1 boings up.

• To my complete surprise, suet bag flips around like a torpedo and smacks me in the head.

• I am knocked off balance.

• I fall off branch #1.

• One paw hangs by a single claw to bendy branch #2.

• It releases me, I drop like a stone and a second metal suet holder is now thrown through the air and guess where it comes down? Of course, on my poor fuzzy head!

5. Observations:

• Entire scenario took only a few seconds.

• Totally humiliating.

• Boss saw everything!

• My reputation as a superb hunter is ruined!

6. Conclusion:

• Humphhh! I knew there was a reason why I didn't like hunting!

Publishing Mews:

The Boss has turned down 2 publishers whose terms were not going to work. We hope you will enjoy the Boss's work on Instagram and Face

Book while we look forward to publishing.

Pawsing for now,

Panda