I need a raise! And a vacation! Now!
Logo Panda here,
Well, I’m overworked and underpaid! In addition to all my own daily activities, the work I do for the Boss, and the kitten school, I just found out there are 5 new kittens to teach! They just appeared on the boss’s deck two days ago. 5! Five! FIVE! When I found out, I couldn’t believe it; total number of students is now 10!
I feel honored that my sisters have chosen me, Logo Panda, to be the teacher for all these little kittens, but now handsome moi, has no time for napping, snacking, smiling, posing and did I say napping?
Hmmm. Mewsing what to do. This a catnundrum.
Suppose I ask the Boss for a vacation break from the publishing work. No, that’s no good, I need to keep my fans happy and my posing/smiling skills at their best.
Suppose I take fewer naps? Oh my, where did that purrfectly awful thought come from! I will faint from exhaustion!
I know, the only answer is a raise which would be payable to moi, Logo Panda, by having increased tuna juice-soaked cat crunchies available 24/7 in multiple locations and unavailable for anyone else. I must do something drastic, now, to keep up this pace!
Or just teach the kits how to practice my favorite skill sets like tail position, nose rub greeting, napping, snacking, smiling, posing and leg rubbing. Save everything else for as needed lessons. This is serious! Much to be catemplating and pawsing about.
I have included some pics of the newest kits. The Boss’s hubby is holding 3/5.
White kit is Olive, brown one is Hazel, Black one is Slim. Other two missing are white and black [Kitkat and Oreo]. Mom Marina MowMow [my sister], shown lying down for one of many feeding frenzies! Last pic shows Oreo using the default escape through a small space between the two decks.
Stay tuned for publishing info coming soon!
Pawsing for now, Panda
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